Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Exercises
just a good lil’ reminder
Sadly relevant to my life right now.
Keep the magic hand healthy, folks.
Bunny Lace Chic
Dress: City Chic
Ears: Domino Dollhouse
Shoes: Steve Madden
Gee I just
why Renee Zellweger
ever felt like
she had to
change her appearance
Yo real talk though
where men can headline movies with faces that look like battered old shoe leather and get neutral or even positive comments about their looks
but a 45 year old woman looking different than she did at 27 is BIG NEWS and cause for scrutinizing and judging her every possible choice and/or appalled reactions of horror and disgust
- send this to every woman you know
- general safety tips that are 50% lies and paranoia
- only women are robbed, raped or murdered
- all women shouljd be paranoid all the time
THIS INFOGRAPHIC WILL GET YOU KILLED IF YOU THINK THAT’S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW
HAVE SOME PICTURES:
THIS IS AN EDIBLE BOLETE: (THE FIRST ONE)
It is a king bolete one of the TASTIEST EVER it’s even sold in STORES
this is a DEATHLY POISONOUS BOLETE:
it’s called SATAN’S BOLETE oh look how it’s shaped like the first one oooooh
OH AND THIS IS CALLED A DEATH CAP:
THE SECOND ONE IS PRETTY MUCH RIGHT, FLY AGARICS WILL DEFINITELY KILL YOU
BUT SO WILL MOST GILLED MUSHROOMS
AND IF YOU’RE REALLY SO FUCKING DESPERATE THAT YOU WILL WANDER THROUGH THE WOODS LOOKING TO GET HIGH ON SOME SHROOMS, HERE ARE SOME OTHER SPINDLY MUSHROOMS THAT WILL ALSO KILL YOU
THIS IS AN INKY CAP, IF YOU EAT IT WITH EVEN A BIT OF ALCOHOL IN YOU, YOU WILL DIE
THIS IS AMANITA BISPOREGERA, IF YOU EAT IT, YOU WILL DIE
THIS IS AMANITA VIROSA, ALSO CALLED THE DESTROYING ANGEL, AND FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON: IF YOU EAT IT, YOU DIE
HERE ARE SOME OTHER EXAMPLES, ASSHOLES
THIS IS EDIBLE:
THIS WILL KILL YOU
THE POINT I’M TRYING TO MAKE HERE IS DON’T GO BY A FUCKING INFOGRAPHIC YOU FOUND ON THE INTERNET IF YOU WANT TO GET HIGH
JUST SPEND THE MONEY ON SOME FUCKING MUSHROOMS*
*IF YOU ARE STUPID ENOUGH TO GO LOOKING FOR PSILOCYBINS, KEEP IN MIND THEY ONLY GROW ON OR IN DUNG/SHIT/FECES/EXCREMENT AND DON’T THINK THAT IF IT’S GROWING A FOOT AWAY IT’S THE SAME THING, IT’S NOT
I WOULD NOT SHIT YOU ON THIS TUMBLR
I WOULD NOT
here is my infamous mushroom post. god. i’m so glad the original post wasn’t mine, the notes would’ve driven me insane
my fellow mycologists spacejamming the drug-plebs into knowledge-submission.
Today is a good day.
you do NOT half-ass mycology.
A professor at my culinary school, an EXPERT MYCOLOGIST would teach student how to forage mushroom, he got it wrong once and now has extensive nerve damage in he left side.
IT’S NOT A FUCKING JOKE.
These photos are taken by Courtney Trouble.
I’m gonna get mushy for a minute.
I first found out about Courtney via NoFauxxx. I was maybe 19, and bored with what I found on the internet. Then I discovered NoFauxxx, a space for queer folks to post photos, like SuicideGirls but actually inclusive. I was far too intimidated to submit, but I rolled the idea around in my head, dismissing it the way the culture dismissed my body and my identity. I worried that “diversity” didn’t mean bodies like mine, so often deemed “bad fat” (including by “BBW” porn companies).
Now here I am ten years later, working as an assistant pornographer for TROUBLEfilms. I’m learning how to edit, how to shoot porn, how to troubleshoot a website. I’m getting paid a decent wage for it, and I get to work from home, naked, a good portion of the time. I get to be on set, making sure performers are taken care of, that the paperwork gets done and checks are made out to the right folks. I make sure everyone’s fed and that consent is paramount.
I also get to be in front of the camera, and I’ll be thrilled to have been a part of all four Lesbian Curves films. Next year, I even plan to have a go at making my own DVD, with Courtney’s support and my freshly learned skills. Just looking at these sets, I can see how much I’ve changed as a model and a performer- I used to be so closed off, working with cis straight men who were often creepy and felt they were entitled to my body for the little money they (sometimes) paid. In these shots, I’m open, not hiding my rolls or stretchmarks, but celebrating them. I’m not paid less for my body, or expected to do more dangerous things.
That should be the expectation, but in my experience, that respect for the value of my work and body is vital, and yet rare.
I thought I’d have to be slender, straight-passing, in my early 20s, and accommodating to the male gaze in order to succeed in porn, even indie porn, who felt I wasn’t “marketable”. Yet here I am, fat, queer, loud, and unabashedly myself. I’m fucking delighted that I am embraced, as I am, and that my own growing confidence inspires others. Guess what? I am valuable, sexy, desired. And yes, marketable.
Courtney saw in me something I didn’t realize I had, and they showed it to me through their lens, changing my life.
Now I have another option in the adult industry. GodsGirls has me in their purgatory section right now, with Courtney’s encouragement, and I’m hoping I get voted in by their members so I can add to the representation of fat queer femmes on the site. If you’re a member, maybe you can vote for me? If not and you’d like to join to support me, Chelsea Poe, and other models who are seeking to expand the porn industry’s gaze, then here’s a discount link.
Otherwise, please reblog as a way of showing your support- of me, and of a new era of porn. <3
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